I received a "forward" in my inbox the other day that made me laugh. It was actually funny enough that my internal laugh overflowed into the external making me laugh out loud. And so I will share it with you:
God is sitting in heaven, when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the "beginning".
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"That's interesting," God says, "Show me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no...." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."
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